If that's who I think it is,
he looks in need of a good clip round the ear.

Oh, and you (like everyone else, this week) are a nonce.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:01, 1 reply)

You say nonce
like it's a bad thing. And you're right, clipping him round the ear is part of it. You're one of us. I'll hold him down and twist his little ginge head to the side and you clip away. We could even high five as we do it. Even if it's crying.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:10, closed)

More
of this sort of thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:05, closed)