dawn french

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:31, 8 replies)

When Dostoyevsky
sat down (for a bit) and penned Crime and Punishment he missed a trick. What he should have done is written "Crime and Punishment" in bold then fucked off out for some vodka. Fuck telling a story, nobody can be arsed to read can they?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:08, closed)

tl;dr

( .Yeti., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:55, closed)

hahahahaha
funny
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:39, closed)

You forgot
"nuff said"
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:38, closed)

simple to the point
never met her
dont have an amusing tale to tell about her, no story of being caught fwapping to The Vicker of Dibly by my mum, when she came into the room to give me a cup of tea.
so what more was needing said?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:54, closed)

Iffy Crushes
Who would you like to have sex with who isn't probably top of everyone's list and why?
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:35, closed)

imagine is everyone did as you did

It would be like reading a telephone directory only with more chetera & Fiona Bruce's
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:11, closed)

Dawn French - decidedly dodgy, but worth it just to be able to say that you were up at the crack of Dawn.
( Vambo, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:33, closed)