I thought this question rang a bell.....
From: QOTW Suggestions in May:

Oddly attractive
We've had inappropriately sensual, but how about oddly attractive?

There's a girl that works in the cafeteria at work, probably mid-twenties, about 4' 10", I.Q. about 75, personality of a cartoon rabbit (and I don't mean Cadbury's Caramel, I mean Thumper from Snow White, or the little girl rabbit from Robin Hood), and yet...and yet....

I would.

Given the chance and the usual alternate universe scenario caveat.

Who do you fancy, although you really shouldn't?
(Che Grimsdale I like Marmite, but I can take it or leave it, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37,


And while I'm at it, here's another of mine from August:

What about a rant?
How would you fix Britain / the US / Oz etc?

I'd force sterilisation on anyone that went to the supermarket in their pyjamas for one.

I'd put the obesity clinic on the ninth floor and put the lifts out of order - while making attendance at obesity clinic a condition of receiving benefit.

I'd also stop Child Benefit for anyone on higher rate tax.

And I'd return pub closing time to 11.00 and not allow alcohol to be served in clubs after that time.

I'd also introduce 'slow lanes' on pavements.
(Che Grimsdale I like Marmite, but I can take it or leave it, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44,

Remind you of anything?

Not that I'm precious or anything, but no-one like a plagiarist....well, except on the internet.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:43, 3 replies)

I wrote something on the internet, too.
Validate me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:39, closed)

If you insist:
Oh monster munch, I validate you.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:29, closed)

Thanks, man.
Could you suck me off, too?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:13, closed)