I keep
thinking that a blonde, Danish, lesbian would suit my needs.

The only one that springs to mind is Sandi Toksvig.

Fuck it, why not?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:17, 2 replies)

Because she's a munter?
Just saying.
( .Yeti., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:24, closed)

But she was in No. 73

But on the other hand, she's a fan of the comfortable shoe.

On balance, I'd put her more in the "good-value dinner guest" list.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, closed)