I once knew a bloke called Adam who was dead into woodwork.
He had this vice that looked and smelt as if it had once been part of a giant walnut. One day when he'd left the workshop unattended, I decided to find out if the vice really was part of a walnut.

In a squirrel-like manner, I held it between my hands, moved my head towards the prospectively edible surface and took out a small chunk of it with my incisors.

That's right folks, I gnawed Ad's vice!!!!!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:01, 2 replies)

LOL!!!!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:07, closed)

b'dum tish

(antidistinctlyminty, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:32, closed)