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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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There's no way we can know that Dr Shambolic is drenched in sweat shaking with rage at all these post missing his comments
but he definitely is.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:23, 30 replies)
I'm hoping he's writing them all down somewhere, so he can post the lot once he's un-stepped.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:47, closed)
Has he been stepped then?
I hadn't really noticed, being as he is, a completely pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:06, closed)
I thought I read some mention of it, yes - brigadier seems to be confirming it here.
I don't know what he did specifically. Probably the usual, only more so.
I think he can be funny sometimes, but I can also see why some people dislike him.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:17, closed)
Flagellating himself by whacking himself in the love-plums?
4evainrhartz
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:29, closed)

love-plums onions?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 1:58, closed)
Pickled, no less.

(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 3:06, closed)

P T
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:55, closed)
Hurt he may be, but
do arseholes count as "rude bits"?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 0:59, closed)
I thought it seemed quieter and less hostile in here.
So old Misery Guts is still stepped? Here I thought it was just that he had finally gotten a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 3:08, closed)
oh get over yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 4:52, closed)
How is this relevant to the topic?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 15:23, closed)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 15:51, closed)
They are demonstrating how unimportant a person is to them by talking about how unimportant that person is to them.
Thereby demonstrating that their own testicles have shrunk back into their torsos in abject humiliation. Which probably stings a bit.
(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 15:55, closed)
I'm sure you - sorry, I mean "he" - will enjoy quoting this thread
once you/he are/is unstepped
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:56, closed)
I'm sure he ... I mean I ... he means he ... would be far too generous and humble to mention this kind of Tragic Tribute thread.

(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:07, closed)
You seem a lot calmer in this persona.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:23, closed)
But still managing to be a twat
He just can't help it, apparently.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)
Like a pickled onion up the bum?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:46, closed)
Who?
.
(Barnetboy, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:53, closed)
He's probably onto his third jar of pickled onions

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:46, closed)

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