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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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pfft
Needs more cunt kicking.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:26, 25 replies)
*kicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:39, closed)
You must be the number one cunt-kicker in the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, closed)
If there's a cunt to be kicked then I can be relied upon to possibly be amongst those who might consider giving it a kick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17, closed)
Can we pretend I strikethroughed some of those Ks to make them Ls?
Writing HTML on my phone is a pain.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:24, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/nightclubs/post400989
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07, closed)
One of my favourite QotW answers ever
Pure slapstick comedy gold :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:12, closed)
That's better

(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:02, closed)
I've got them on 2.0 sorry

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:42, closed)
oh dear god, we know, shut up about it already

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53, closed)
But how will anybody know how little he cares about these things if he doesn't constantly go on and on and on about them?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)
I'm not the one logging out and logging in to post replies to them

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:20, closed)
Just mentioning that you have them on ignore with every other post.
You're the new Pasanonic, you know that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)
Well if it upsets you that much
There's an ignore button beneath each of my posts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:30, closed)
I'm just saying, it kind of defeats the purpose of ignoring people if you can't stop talking about them.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:34, closed)
I only brought them up this week when I noticed they were posting in my thread
the purpose of ignore is that I don't have to read their illiterate, sub-schoolyard level prattlings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:49, closed)
No, you brought them up here as well, for no reason.
If you're going to ignore someone, do it quietly, you fucking attention seeker.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:12, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/post1896064
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:40, closed)
Oh man!
Then you can log in and out and be obsessively indifferent to yet another person! Happy Days!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:34, closed)

not +and pretending i'm indifferent to the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:26, closed)
Oh man.
I hope he hijacks yet another thread to demonstrate how aloof he is about the people who he definitely doesn't care about and definitely isn't having a conversation with by logging in and out and replying to his own posts.

I fucking love those. They're what qftw is all about, homes. Every. Fucking. Week.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:30, closed)
I find it vaguely amusing that they can't let it go

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:31, closed)
Bullshit, if you 2.0 yourself it breaks the board.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:22, closed)
Ahahahahahahahaha
I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:31, closed)
Or at least some
cunting in the fuck.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:34, closed)
You are Al Alvarez, AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:39, closed)

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