Quim! There!
I was once in one of Newcastle's classier* late night drinking establishments, of which there are many. It was a Wednesady night, which was student night. The particular special of the night was double vodka and cokes for £1.50. Now, myself and my esteemed colleagues (more about them in other posts if I can muster the courage) were not that fussy about the nature of the beverage, as long as it was cheap, so vast quantities of vodka and coke were purchased and drunk. Repeat....

Anyway, we were by no means the only people acceeding to the "let's get absolutely wankered on cheap russian falling over water". There were many ladies present, mostly being perved over by my mates. I took the opportunity to leave and have a slash. The toilets were off a short corridor from the main dancefloor. As I entered said corridor, a refreshed young lady came towards me, slipped and fell over. However...

1: Her legs went in opposite directions.
2: One heel got stuck in a crack between a floortile and the wall.
3: The other shoe went flying off.
4: She split her gusset.

So, there she was, lying in the birthing position, clunge on view to the general public, crying copiously.

So one of my mates (who had earlier been chatting her up) runs over.

...slips....

and manages to kick her clean in the flange.

We left.





*not really
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:11, 9 replies)

*clicks*
Classy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, closed)

It's wrong!
to laugh at that...isn't it?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:26, closed)

I bloody hope not
cos I'm laughing like a mong at Disneyworld.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:07, closed)

Hell I nearly split my clunge laughing at this!
Clickosaurus!
( rjmrjm, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, closed)

that's amazing
*chortles*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:41, closed)

Very nice
Its a shame nobody had a bike they needed to park.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, closed)

Yes
Just covered my monitor in Latte.
That has cheered me up no end on a somewhat hungover morning.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:10, closed)