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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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I’ve got balls and that, and in my younger days have spent time in the company of young ladies who less charitable people than myself may describe as a right prick teases. I’ve even gone for whole days without any action. But I’ve never suffered actual physical pain, or the infamous ‘blue balls’.
Is this affliction something made up by desperate teens to pressurise the females into a bit of how’s yer father, or does it actually exist?
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:23, 10 replies)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
Seems that more research is needed
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For some of our members those two happen at the same time.
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...it's when you are in a constant state of extreme arousal but get no relief.
Which is pretty much a fair description of my youth, come to think of it.
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www.b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/post1891090
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but not just from a lack of sex. Any excess semen will either be wanked out, or find its own way to freedom whilst you sleep. The bulk of your ejaculate has nothing to do with your balls, anyway, lending more credence to the idea that "blue balls" is simply virgins trying to play up their virility.
If it were a real thing, surely one of us post-vasectomy b3tans would have exploded, by now?
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usually back in the day when a girl thought she was doing a bloke a favour by letting him finger her, but was not prepared to go any further.
They don't turn blue, just ache a bit. It is easily cured, as has been noted, by a wank, but then back in the day the shame of having a wank was such that it often took a long time to find a place that was private enough.
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Neither bathrooms, nor wet dreams, are recent inventions.
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I can confirm a definite ache in the Blink baubles if jolly release has not been forthcoming but desire is present for some days. Sometimes a surreptitious stroke of the hornpipe is simply not possible or convenient for a few days, and also some of us have never, ever had an overload induced sleeping ejaculation.
I still get afflicted like this and I am in my 50s having sired two Blinklettes. Sometimes I look forward to the time when desire will be a thing of the past.
But as you quite rightly point out, sperm has little to do with ejaculate - so your argument about exploding blanks firers is scuppered by your own postulation I'm afraid....
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