I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I have a short frenulum so I occasionally experience discomfort during intercourse.I intend to get it snipped. Does that count?
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ClanSoul, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:10,
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Surely it's not really a problem given your tiny penis and lack of intercourse.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:30,
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It would be entirely on-topic To take a pair of wiresnips, and put the result on youtube.
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Wire snipsand a soldering iron to staunch the bleeding.
Nothing to it.
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I snapped mine, it was messy.
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You sick freak, you're worse than this guywww.wienerbbq.com/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:04,
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Is that why they're called banjo strings?Because some are short and don't stretch all the way?
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