worth1000 did it once I know but
Thomas Kinkade's work should be perfect for a compo.


The Times further [...] mentioned his proclivity for ritual territory marking through urination.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:41, Reply)

Worst/Most embarrasing accidents
Eg. Fat man, falls down stairs, knocks over several old ladies who go flying, one of which ends up stuck in a tree.

You get the idea.
(adserfadge, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:09, Reply)

Product recalls
Pick a product and photoshop what has gone horribly wrong to lead to a recall.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:01, Reply)

b3ta problem page!
Illustrate a News of the World style photo problem and perhaps even the solution.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 15:48, Reply)

What if it was still the 80's?
If it was 2007, with all the technological wonders and state-of-the-worldness we have to day, but somehow it was still the 80's?!
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 15:45, Reply)

The kids of hard crime

( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 10:15, Reply)

If Old Person(/Parent) Sayings Were True...
Admittidly there'd be plenty of repeated stuff for the obvious ones ("you'll have someone's eye out with that" [picture of Bayeux Tapestry]; "the wind'll blow and you'll stick like that" [picture of Jade Goody], etc etc).

However there must be so many of these sorts of sayings that there's plenty of material to people come up with a lot of funny stuff, and from my lurking I reckon the best challenges are the ones with a lot of scope (movie titles, advertising), rather than just one joke for the topic (Gillian McKeith).

Whatever. Must stop posting while drunk.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 22:55, Reply)

B3TA ZOO 2

( Drunken Vet, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 21:49, Reply)

what else could NSFW stand for?
you post the pictures, the rest of us guess
examples:
- nuns suck fat willies
- nobody slit freds wrists

it could go on and on....
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:27, Reply)

NEW FROM JML!
Invent!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, Reply)

greetings cards of hate
tell people what you really think of them, through the medium of the greetings card.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, Reply)

Voodoo
it's dark and scary stuff and it's strongly associated with Jazz. Voodoo up some stuff.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, Reply)

Robots vs kittens
make them fight for my entertainment
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:18, Reply)

b3ta summer f3t3
how nice... take a summer fete, slap it with the b3ta stick.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:16, Reply)

products for disabled people
helps those less fortunate than you - design things to ease the lives of people with disabilities.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:14, Reply)

Scotland is great:
everybody loves Scotland, and why wouldn't they, it's all brilliant.. apart from some bits of Fife. Photoshop things which are Scottish. Pure dead brilliant!
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:13, Reply)

Zoo would never publish THAT!
and not just because it's exceedingly poorly shopped
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:06, Reply)

super happy fun fluffy teim!
try and make everyone sick
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:06, Reply)

b3ta cocktionary...
re-design the 3nglish language... what do words really mean

scaffolding - 2 tone poker players don't play their hand.

Secretary - it's a secret 'ary!
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:03, Reply)

Railway Ribaldry
... I was going to say heath robbinson, but it looks like that was done in 2004... so - erm... Photoshop 2004: remember 2004 and how great it was? Photoshop it.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:00, Reply)

octopus freak fest

( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:52, Reply)

real 8-bit super fun time
everybody loves painstakingly recreating mildly humerous pixely situations for computer games characters from 1987...
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:52, Reply)

the inside of b3ta towers
huge palatial benquet halls, marbel staircases, solid gold tables... or a dingy shed underneath a crack den by a by pass... what does b3ta towers look like?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:45, Reply)

out of my window I can see...
erm... what can you see out of your window?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:40, Reply)

Birds vs Squirrels
battle for the trees
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:39, Reply)

When I die, this is how I want to go...
a parachute not opening... the giant 'O' falling from an Odeon cinema sign.... those are good ways to die.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:37, Reply)

now that's regional!
prejudice and stereotype and photoshop
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:36, Reply)

How the human body works
we all know 'food goes in here...' but then what?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, Reply)

Fairy Tale Stories
illustrate scenes from fairy tale stories
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, Reply)