It looked smaller in the shop!
We've all done it... 52" TV for the spare room, 10 seater sofa for the lounge, 1000 square meteres carpet remnant for the bedroom - with those high ceilings and all that air-conditioned space, it's easy to misjudge sizes in the sales.

So imagine my joy when Mrs Tinpixel, after a trip to the sex shop to "spice up our love life", hands me a box containing a strap-on which, at first glance, could easily be mistaken for a hippo's prosthetic leg.

She apologised for both length and girth, but it was half price and looked smaller in the shop.
(tinpixel, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:08, 4 replies)

click
office lols
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, closed)

*clickety*
...for full on tea coming out of nose stylee guffaw...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:54, closed)

Gawwwd bless ya, G'vnrs!
You's too kind.
(tinpixel, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:12, closed)

Ahahaha!
Very good. :-)
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, closed)