 Impulse buys
 Impulse buysI'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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 last night i bought a tin of 'irish moss'
	last night i bought a tin of 'irish moss'it's a jamaican drink, i was in tesco's stoned with the gf, who's irish. we saw it, it said 'vanilla flavoured drink'
how bad can it be? i thought?
well.
fuck me
have you ever gone to tidy a bedroom after a wild weekend of sexing, and found a condom that missed the bin? you know that kind of bleachy mushroomy rubber smell, and the kinda graying translucent goop in the end? imagine a can of it.
fuck me
that's the WORST thing i've tasted, and i've tasted your mum.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:54, 7 replies)
 Missed the bin?
	Missed the bin?I leave all mine out just for that wonderful smell
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:56, closed)
 i wondered what that was when i visited
	i wondered what that was when i visitedi assumed it was drains, or someone was disposig of a body.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:05, closed)
 Try some Ting!
	Try some Ting!Ting! Is a Jamaican fizzy grapefruit juice - it's not bad.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:02, closed)
 weird coincidence
	weird coincidencei saw that on the same aisle, and photographed it so someone could enlighten me if that's what jamaicans mean when they say 'an 'ting
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:04, closed)
 Ting!
	Ting!Funnily enough the one and only time I tried Ting! was when I got stoned for the very first time, sixteen years ago.
*nostalgia clicks*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:42, closed)
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