Giant Marilyn Monroe
I was at an IT auction and a bunch of lots came up from a bankrupt theatre company. One of the lots was an 8 foot tall Marilyn Monroe puppet (bloody huge!). As huge and impractical as it was, I though, "yeah why not" and got her for a fiver. A fiver and a bunch of lewd calls from the guys working in the auction house (and they told me she wasn't shop soiled).

Fortunately a friend had just moved so I gave it to her as the ultimate in impractical housewarming presents. I hung her in a tree in the front yard and you could see her all the way down the street and the local hooligans eventually blew up her mailbox for being a freak.

Last I heard Marilyn is living in another friend's garage. Lucky he hasn't got a car.
(xixax, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, 8 replies)

I'd very much like one of these...
Was she anotmoically correct??? If not, could she be, errr, how can I put this... 'hollowed out'...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, closed)

acquire
the appropriate sized drill bit, a pound of mince, or liver, depending on preference. stuff, cavity, with said meat product, step back and admire the glistening gaper before insertion.

the brown eye could be added for additional performance simply by drilling a slightly smaller hale and filling with your own shit. voila, as good as it gets!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, closed)

Have you actually done this???
Sound far too knowledgable, mate...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, closed)

yes
I hollowed out a little bit of heaven with a life size model of Jimmy Krankie

I went as far as to drill out a welcoming mouth, i stuffed that with duck and orange pate, for extra deepthroat gameyness!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, closed)

The iew from the balcony
She was completely hollow. There was a backpack harness inside her and you wore her on your shoulders, looking out form a gauze panel just under her enormous fibreglass tits. I wouldn't go the frottage, the glass fibres get lodged in your skin.
(xixax, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:58, closed)

You could give it to Barack Obama as a gift.
and, as you present it, make it sing "happy birthday Mr President" in that voice.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, closed)

Blew up her mailbox?
Sounds painful...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, closed)

I thought females
were the ones that had the box.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, closed)