Ijoy Ride
Google it if you don't know . . its basically an exercise solution (I.e. useless piece of shit) that you sit on and it moves back and forward at a variety of speeds... its for people who have more weight than they should (i.e. fat people) . . I brought one for my girlfriend, which instead of taking it as the insult it so clearly was, she took it as half genuinely thoughtful present as she was trying to loose weight and tone . . the other half was as a suggestive sex toy.
I could see why she thought this as I had made a point of showing her the fit models on youtube using it . . which is HOT. But when my Girlfriend decided to ride it naked, as a 'surprise' it looked liked someone had given a Porpoise rohypnol then fucked its blow hole.

We're getting married next year
(Untitled1, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:50, 8 replies)

Pics
Or it didn't happen
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:38, closed)

given a Porpoise rohypnol then fucked its blow hole.
clicks
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, closed)

*Clicks*
Clicks for the porpoise bit
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:41, closed)

My mate's parents have one of these
It sits in the living room, he didn't like it when I suggested it could be used for sex...
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:17, closed)

does it...
make you wibble? if so I really need links
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:18, closed)

Sadly,
as a man, it didn't really do anything for me. Kinda like riding a robotic donkey. I'm sure if you attached certain objects to it it may be useful to women at least.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23, closed)

I'm not sure if I like this
I need to know more about the girlfriend first.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:15, closed)

I need to know
if she eventually lost weight.
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:47, closed)