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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Which 'Corbynite' Labour MP is scarier than all the others?
Richard BOOrgon!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:18, Reply)
DId you hear about the Hamburger who got accused of Theft?
He got Frame Grilled.
(FrenchBoast, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 7:28, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
What did Anne Robinson say when her cufflink broke?
"Fucksocks!"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 2:29, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
How can you tell when a Jaws actor has died?
He kiels over
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 15:57, Reply)
Why is Kevin Costner Sorry He's Written A Joke
about his character from his 1997 post-apocalyptic box-office flop 'The Postman' appearing incongruously in his 1995 post-apocalyptic box-office flop 'Waterworld', with hilarious consequences?

"Don't flood post"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 13:47, Reply)
What cautionary advice did aspiring actor Richard van Dyke receive from his father regarding his first name, which he ultimately ignored and went on to great success anyway?
"Just don't be a dick ok?"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:21, Reply)
My dog's got no punchline

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 1:18, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
????
What's going on here??
I still can't work it out!!
(Fred Lengenal, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 10:26, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Sorry but I have no idea! Totally irrelevant!
What's the difference between a duck!?
One of its legs is both the same!!
If there's any plagiarism, I wouldn't or don't know about it!!
Tis weak I know but that's all I've got!!
(Fred Lengenal, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 10:22, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Why do Giraffes have long necks?
So they can digest better.
(FrenchBoast, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 6:55, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
The latest news says the Russians have failed to totally surround kiev
And now the butter garlic sauce is leaking out
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 14:49, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Why can't a Kiwi be a ship's captain?
Because everyone just laughs when he shouts "All hands on deck".
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 10:01, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
In Ireland there's an app for your phone where they'll deliver a potato around to your house on a scooter in under 30 minutes
tUberEats
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 9:04, 11 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
How did William Archibald Spooner's stereotypical Australian cousin describe his glazed porcelain effigy of banned poster dozer to a friend?
"Malcolm Ecstasy is enamel, cobber!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Which 'Corbynite' Labour MP will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to his own, resistance is futile?
Richard Borg 'un!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Which 'Corbynite' Labour MP was a Winchester rifle used by Kommandos in the South African War?
Richard Boer-gun!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:26, 8 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Why are people who act as witnesses for signatures on legal documents rarely born in April?
Because they are notaries.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 25 Mar 2022, 0:09, Reply)
How many mods does it take to ban spam accounts?
0
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:39, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
How can you find a Iron Maiden?
Use a Metal Detector.
(FrenchBoast, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 6:56, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Why did Bonnie Tyler subscribe to the Cardiologist Network YouTube channel?
She wanted total e-clips of the heart
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 21:06, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
how many chickens does it take to cross a road?
five. one to hold the saucepan and the other four to shake the stove
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Mar 2022, 0:50, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
What do buddhists go to get sandwiches?
At the Deli Lama
(FrenchBoast, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 17:03, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Where do gay policewomen live?
Lesbi Avenue.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 23:45, Reply)

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