Which popular reggae singer
(born November 27, 1953) is an American media executive, political strategist, and former investment banker, who served as the White House's chief strategist in the administration of U.S. President Donald Trump during the first seven months of Trump's term.[2][3] He is a former executive chairman of Breitbart News, and previously served on the board of the now-defunct data-analytics firm Cambridge Analytica.[4]?

Pato Bannon!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 15:31, Reply)

I was invited to Robert De Niro's house for an evening meal once. When I got there he was wearing an army jacket, had a mohican, and was talking to himself in a mirror. All he served for his guests was cubes of frozen water.

It was a Travis tea of just ice.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 13:31, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Knock knock

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 12:57, 11 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

"I once appeared in an experimental theatre production about a high-level, often just-in-time compiled language."

"Javascript?"

"No, it was entirely improvised."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What do you call an alien with no eyes?
Alen
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 23:59, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Which 'Corbynite' Labour MP is braised in red wine?

Richard Bourguignon!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 9:33, 8 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Fun Fact: Before Meat Loaf died he was gonna open up a pancake store....
It was called "Batter Of Hell"
(FrenchBoast, Tue 25 Jan 2022, 16:20, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Well he was in the Burns unit!!!!
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 25 Jan 2022, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Where do poor jihadist cows live?
Moo slums
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:26, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

What goes "tap tap vroom vroom screech CRASH! tap tap vroom vroom screech CRASH!"
A blind man on a busy highway.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 19:02, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Who is the cheapest 'Corbynite' Labour MP?

Richard Bargain!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 18:24, 6 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

The Johnson Government, am I right????

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:27, 7 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Charlie, mop, Hyacinth.
Maybe mop, Hyacinth, Charlie.
No. Hyacinth, Charlie, mop.

Just organising my bucket list.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:35, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Which popular reggae singer is not from England but South Africa?
Pata Pata Banton
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:10, Reply)

What do you call an Italian-style sweet bread, baked in France and containing body parts of former UK Prime Minister Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair KG?

Pain au Tony!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 15:38, Reply)

Which French military and political leader was famous for frequenting the many brothels of Paris in the 18th century?
Napoléon Bone-a-Tart
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 8:54, Reply)

How do you make a dead baby sink?
hollow out its stomach and install taps in its eye sockets
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 6:22, 4 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

How do you make a dead baby float?
with only relatively minor adaptations to the milk delivery vehicle
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 2:28, Reply)

What did Julius Caesar do when you asked him to confirm if you'd built your shed correctly?
He came, he saw, he concurred.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 10 Jan 2022, 11:15, Reply)

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Axl"
"Axl who?"
"Just open the doorwar"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Jan 2022, 7:57, Reply)

Which popular reggae singer is allowing half of the B3ta community the opportunity to make up shitty fucking 'jokes'?
Pato Bandwagon.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 8 Jan 2022, 17:59, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Which popular reggae singer is a paved outdoor space used for dining or recreation?
Patio Banton!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 17:17, Reply)

Blah blah reggae singer yadda yadda always wins a relay race?
Pato Baton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:19, Reply)

Why does Jake The Peg have 3 legs?
He doesn't, but as long as he can get near the children.
(FrenchBoast, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:05, 7 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

How do you know when a witch is having a period?
It suddenly starts to rain menstrual blood
(FrenchBoast, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What goes "trod trod trod trod tremble ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
A thalidomide on a rollercoaster.
(FrenchBoast, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 14:50, 4 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Who does Black Sabbath's laundry?
Geezer's butler.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 10:45, Reply)