I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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“The Art Of Insulting People”
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I asked for tips on a DIY forum and someone replied with a three second clip of The Beatles messing about on skis.
I said, thanks, but that's really not much Help!
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I went to the MC Hammer museum.
There's a room with all the costumes he worn in his videos. Under each one, there's a sign which says "U Can't Touch This"
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Andrew Green, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:10,
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While reading the obituary of a former Wimbledon manager I couldn't help but think to myself "there's a joke in here"
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Irish Food Hygiene
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Skin Hydration Techniques
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Apr 2024, 21:32,
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Caring For Irish Skin
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Bocboy, Fri 5 Apr 2024, 18:57,
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Why do most aussies refuse to drink Nespresso?
You wouldn't understand, it's an antipodean thing
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on a friend's advice, I went out and got myself a personal trainer to get fit, but I've been very disappointed
I think I'm just going to go barefoot until I get a second one
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I bought a Nintendo game where characters race to hook up an old printer
Mario Scart
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Poor spelling never stopped me working at Greggs
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"Cooking With Pork Alternatives"
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"Du Beke's Bar Bill in the Miner's Club"
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"The Only Thing Worth Eating At Pizza Hut"
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"Portable Appliance Testing in Argyll & Bute's Second-Largest Settlement"
By PAT Oban Town
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"Popular Irish Reggae Singers"
By Pat Ó Banton
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"Italian Cooking"
By Aaron Chini-Balls
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Mar 2024, 11:49,
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"A history of French Piano Organs'
By Bon Tempi
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Mar 2024, 10:25,
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"Small Modular Chinese Furniture"
By Fu Ton
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Mar 2024, 9:40,
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Hey did you see that recent documentary about docking?
It was just a bunch of tips that they put together.
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