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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer with eczema?

Rashi Sunak.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:52, 20 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
b&

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who's always in a hurry?

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:28, Reply)
Nigel Lawsoff

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:35, Reply)
Also, I can't reply to the OP
broken beter or am I partway to an unpassable crying kitten already?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:30, Reply)
Philip Hammb&

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:54, Reply)
That's the budget sorted

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:13, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who is a versatile spice made of dried berries?

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:31, Reply)
George Allspice

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:51, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who's good at detecting objects underwater?

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:46, Reply)
Andrew Sonar Law

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:52, Reply)
Actually,
the punchline to the original joke could also be Itchy Sunak. Not sure if that's better or worse.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 23:23, Reply)
Just don't be a dick ok?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:40, Reply)
Keeping all the variants within one thread rather than starting loads of new ones
surely no reasonable mod could have a problem with this
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:50, Reply)
Only problem is,
people can't click the replies*, so we'll never know which of these jokes is officially the funniest.

* well they can, but they're not ranked in the list
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:09, Reply)
I think all that previous Content was just hidden, rather than deleted.
To stop anyone else getting their hands on it.

Looking forward to the Bumper B3ta Book of Completely Original Reggae Jokes!
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 22:40, Reply)
What two Chancellors of the Exchequer feature in a geordie folk song popularised by the BBC in the 1970s?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a cultural reference too far for me, I'm afraid.
Darling George?
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:14, Reply)
What do you call an extruded corn Chancellor of the Exchequer available in scampi 'n' lemon flavour?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:22, Reply)
Kenneth Snacke?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:07, Reply)
which chancellor of the exchequer is also any one of about 35 species of flowering plants in the genus Rhus and related genera, in the family Anacardiaceae?

(, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:24, Reply)

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