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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer with eczema?

Rashi Sunak.
(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:52, 20 replies, latest was 4 months ago)
b&

(BPD posse GARY SUPER MACHO, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who's always in a hurry?

(crap for carers, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:28, Reply)
Nigel Lawsoff

(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:35, Reply)
Also, I can't reply to the OP
broken beter
(crap for carers, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:30, Reply)
Philip Hammb&

(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:54, Reply)
That's the budget sorted

(crap for carers, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:13, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who is a versatile spice made of dried berries?

(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:31, Reply)
George Allspice

(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:51, Reply)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer who's good at detecting objects underwater?

(crap for carers, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:46, Reply)
Andrew Sonar Law

(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:52, Reply)
Actually,
the punchline to the original joke could also be Itchy Sunak. Not sure if that's better or worse.
(Elon Musk, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 23:23, Reply)
Just don't be a dick ok?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:40, Reply)
Keeping all the variants within one thread rather than starting loads of new ones
surely no reasonable mod could have a problem with this
(crap for carers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:50, Reply)
Only problem is,
people can't click the replies*, so we'll never know which of these jokes is officially the funniest.

* well they can, but they're not ranked in the list
(Elon Musk, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:09, Reply)
I think all that previous Content was just hidden, rather than deleted.
To stop anyone else getting their hands on it.

Looking forward to the Bumper B3ta Book of Completely Original Reggae Jokes!
(crap for carers, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 22:40, Reply)
What two Chancellors of the Exchequer feature in a geordie folk song popularised by the BBC in the 1970s?

(crap for carers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a cultural reference too far for me, I'm afraid.
Darling George?
(Elon Musk, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:14, Reply)
What do you call an extruded corn Chancellor of the Exchequer available in scampi 'n' lemon flavour?

(crap for carers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:22, Reply)
Kenneth Snacke?

(Elon Musk, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:07, Reply)
which chancellor of the exchequer is also any one of about 35 species of flowering plants in the genus Rhus and related genera, in the family Anacardiaceae?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:24, Reply)

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