Bill Gates told me last week that he was going to enter a competition to win a stag
"But," he said, "knowing my luck, I'll only win does."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:23, 1 reply, 4 years ago)

Bill Gates was despondent.
His friend Michael Rowe popped round to cheer him up with a bag of American crisps. But when Michael opened the bag, it burst, and the crisps scattered all over the stall. Bill knew they would be bad for the donkeys if they ate them, so he immediately set to work sucking them up with his Excel-Electric New Series vacuum cleaner.

tl;dr: Bill Gates put Mike Rowe chips in his Vax-EENS.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 May 2021, 9:09, Reply)

Jesus, it's as if qotw never died

(dribble, Thu 20 May 2021, 15:37, Reply)

My work here is done.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 May 2021, 16:03, Reply)