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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I've always had a hard time telling apart propane canisters and butane canisters
Turns out I'm Calor blind
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I've always had a hard time telling apart manual workers and office workers
Turns out I'm collar blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:42, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart Clark Kent and superman
Turns out I'm Kal El blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:44, Reply)
I've always had a hard time being punctual in France
Turns out I'm quelle heure blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 11:48, Reply)
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Turns out I'm cooler blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 12:42, Reply)
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Turns out I'm killer blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:34, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart Crispian Mills' band from a member of the United Society of Believers in Christ's Second Appearing
Turns out I'm Kula blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:38, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling blue and red apart
Turns out I'm colour blind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 15:37, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart the different types of broccoli
Turns out I'm calabrind
(, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 18:08, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart the different types of marsupial
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(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:22, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart the women who starred in the BBC drama Tipping The Velvet
Turns out I'm Keeley blind
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:17, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart British housebuilding companies
Turns out I'm CALA blind
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 15:32, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart legitimate and fraudulent entries in the Beneke Fabricators accounts
Turns out I'm Keller blind
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 18:37, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart different bulk carriers
Turns out I'm collier blind
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 3:38, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart dog breeds
Turns out there are hundreds of them
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 18:12, Reply)
I've always had a hard time telling apart the various towns and municipalities in Saale-Holzland, Germany
Turns out I'm Kahla blind
(, Sat 12 Jun 2021, 20:40, Reply)
we've all wanked ourselves blind over Keeley Hawes, mate

(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 16:59, Reply)
Keeley PHWOARS more like, eh lads? Eh?

(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:18, Reply)
I'm conflicted tbh, she's beautiful but she has a massive ass

(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:43, Reply)
That never stopped you with that countdown weirdo

(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 23:58, Reply)
Vorderman's a PAWG mate, Hawes just has a big ass

(, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:03, Reply)

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