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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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This only works if you have an English accent.
Out here in the colonies, we can pronounce our Rs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:32, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
What do you call a Jamaican comedian who's good at understanding door security measures?
Seen Lock
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:30, Reply)
What do you call a Jamaican athlete who's good at understanding door security measures?
Usain Bolt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, Reply)
Useen

(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Useen Bolt?
Aye, it's on the door!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:39, Reply)
aye, fit a fuckin chocolate eh

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What do you call a pair of genetically identical, quick-witted Jamaican cats who started releasing godawful novelty rap after the end of their Olympic sprinting careers?
Useen Clone Pussy.
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 20:20, Reply)

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