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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a Jamaican athlete who's good at understanding door security measures?
Usain Bolt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, 1 reply, 4 years ago)
Useen

(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Useen Bolt?
Aye, it's on the door!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:39, Reply)
aye, fit a fuckin chocolate eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What do you call a pair of genetically identical, quick-witted Jamaican cats who started releasing godawful novelty rap after the end of their Olympic sprinting careers?
Useen Clone Pussy.
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 20:20, Reply)

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