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This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call two comedians with no hair?
Sean Locks
(, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:50, 7 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)
This only works if you have an English accent.
Out here in the colonies, we can pronounce our Rs.
(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:32, Reply)
What do you call a Jamaican comedian who's good at understanding door security measures?
Seen Lock
(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:30, Reply)
What do you call a Jamaican athlete who's good at understanding door security measures?
Usain Bolt
(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, Reply)
Useen

(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Useen Bolt?
Aye, it's on the door!!!!!
(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:39, Reply)
aye, fit a fuckin chocolate eh

(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What do you call a pair of genetically identical, quick-witted Jamaican cats who started releasing godawful novelty rap after the end of their Olympic sprinting careers?
Useen Clone Pussy.
(, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 20:20, Reply)

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