b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Post 2634363 | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Do you know what really fucks me off?
Your mum.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Jun 2021, 8:16, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Do you know what really ticks me off?
Walking through long grass while wearing shorts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Jun 2021, 10:16, Reply)
Do you know what really gets my goat?
FMDV.
(dribble, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 11:19, Reply)
oh man, I LOVE Ant & Dec & Cat Deeley

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 12:27, Reply)
You know what really gets stuck in my craw?
Your Nan's minge hairs
(Martin Anus, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 19:34, Reply)
This thread started out with such promise

(dribble, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 21:52, Reply)
Do you know what makes my eyes narrow?
Threads that started out with such promise.

IT'S A JOKE ABOUT SEWING, THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, I KNOW IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND ISN'T FUNNY BUT ROB SAID I HAD TO WRITE A BAD JOKE AND APOLOGISE FOR IT, SO I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY ALRIGHT
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:56, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, ... 1