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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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IT'S A JOKE ABOUT SEWING, THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, I KNOW IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND ISN'T FUNNY BUT ROB SAID I HAD TO WRITE A BAD JOKE AND APOLOGISE FOR IT, SO I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY ALRIGHT
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:56, Reply)

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