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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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He really can't -
unless you're currently in the same room as pyaano keyboard wanker and harmonica abuser Steven 'the David Blunkett of pop' Wonder, and let's face it, you're not, are you? Don't fucking lie, chinny reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 17:46, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Au contraire
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 8:14, Reply)
replies 2 win etc

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 11:59, Reply)
Have you seen his wife?
Neither has he!!!!!!!
(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 13:21, Reply)
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he's generally quite happy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:06, Reply)
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he's married.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:28, Reply)
What do you call stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis?
multi-talented
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 14 Aug 2021, 10:13, Reply)

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