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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What is the medical name for the condition when you can't breathe because your lungs are full of spunk?

Emphysemen.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 May 2022, 11:17, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
poor spanishfly :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 May 2022, 23:15, Reply)
How did spanishfly's lungs get all full of spunk?
He was in-tube 'bated
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 May 2022, 23:28, Reply)
actual lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 May 2022, 10:37, Reply)
Might block the OP

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 10:59, Reply)
<s>OP</s> trachea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:17, Reply)
OP Airway
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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:30, Reply)
Oh hi Marc

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 4 May 2022, 23:49, Reply)

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