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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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Why do you want him to squirt wine up your arse?

(, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:06, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
I'm assuming the wine is poured into his gay friends bladder through a catheter, then pissed up his rectum along with a load of spunk so his boyfriend can then felch the shitty spunky winey mess out again.
And frankly I'm disgusted.
(, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:14, Reply)
If the shitty spunky winey mess isn't in his lungs, I'm not interested.

(, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:37, Reply)
SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
EMPHYSEMEN
(, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:38, Reply)

FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
BUT IF YOU INHALE IT
EMPHYSEMEN!

(, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:17, Reply)

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