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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I always get Anal on a first date
the wine temperature is so important

sorry
(Cuntish Outbursts Lurker 4 Life, Thu 5 May 2022, 21:11, 5 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
Why do you want him to squirt wine up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:06, Reply)
I'm assuming the wine is poured into his gay friends bladder through a catheter, then pissed up his rectum along with a load of spunk so his boyfriend can then felch the shitty spunky winey mess out again.
And frankly I'm disgusted.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:14, Reply)
If the shitty spunky winey mess isn't in his lungs, I'm not interested.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:37, Reply)
SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
EMPHYSEMEN
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:38, Reply)

FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
FELCHING SHITTY SPUNKY WINE MESS
BUT IF YOU INHALE IT
EMPHYSEMEN!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:17, Reply)

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