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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Which manager of the Sex Pistols demanded to speak to himself?
Malcolm McKaren
(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:17, 1 reply, 2 months ago)
I think we've pretty much exhausted all the Sex Pistols jokes by now, good work mate

(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:21, Reply)
Is that all there are?
Shit, we should have posted them all in new threads.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:39, Reply)
I reckon one joke per member (lol member), plus manager, plus notorious girlfriend is enough
You wouldn't want to face accusations of dead horse flogging or barrel scraping, would you?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:49, Reply)
nevermind the you-know-what

(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:06, Reply)
what punk rock band doesn't wear condoms?
The Sex Pustules
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 5:25, Reply)
what punk rock band was formed by Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden and LeVar Burton?
Star Trek: The Next Pistols
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 6:34, Reply)
What punk band always has warm feet?
The socks pistols
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 11:38, Reply)
What punk band was Bob Holness not in, even though everyone thinks he was?
The Sax Pistols
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 12:00, Reply)
I have scoured the FAQ, and I can see no mention of this rule.
Can you please provide a citation?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:23, Reply)
it's not in the FAQ, it's Tony's Law of Sex Pistols Jokes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:40, Reply)
Which Sex Pistol is the biggest wanker?
Sid Tissues
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 9:16, Reply)
Which lifelike android's design vision was behind the Sex Pistols' image?
Vivienne Westworld
(, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 13:03, Reply)

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