I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What does Liz Truss call her new shop selling bespoke multipurpose cutlery?Spork Markets!
(, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:11, 8 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
What does Liz Truss call her new shop selling the bird aliens from Star Wars 8?Porg Markets!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:50,
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To what did Liz Truss rename the branch of Games Workshop that she bought over?Ork Markets!
(, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:30, Reply)
What does Liz Truss call her new business where your car is taken care of by a valet wearing a Robin Williams mask?Mork Parks It!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:59,
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What does Liz Truss call her new undertaker's business in Munster?Cork Kark-Its!
(, Wed 3 May 2023, 19:40, Reply)
How did Liz Truss command Margaret Thatcher's son to thrust his syphilitic erection into her eager, throbbing vagina?Mark, pox it!
(, Thu 4 May 2023, 8:05, Reply)
This edition of Question Of The Decade, you mean.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:12,
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How did Liz Truss describe the 'Britpop' 'battle of the bands' as Blur and Oasis competed with each other to sell the most singles in a week and reach number 1 in the hit parade?"That is a DISC RACE!"
(, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:13, Reply)
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