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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I asked my friend where I should go to buy a guinea pig.
He said "Not Poundland."
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:03, 10 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Unfortunately all Guinealand stores closed in 1816.

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www.crunchbase.com/organization/guinealand
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:04, Reply)
Unfortunately it's currently on fire, along with most of the continent.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:29, Reply)
Haha, scorchio!

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The fuck are Rubik's stones?

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Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:55, Reply)
A puzzle for cavemen

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:07, Reply)
We say 'people who live in caves' now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 16:26, Reply)
Prehistoric women had to sit outside in the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:54, Reply)
Jurassic Park is melting in the dark

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 0:03, Reply)

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