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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Your Mama's so fat...
...that when she sits on my face I can'fnnngsshhhsghhhbvvvckijqhlsth
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 13:15, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
Your Mama’s so fat…
….she left a wet spot…it’s called the ‘Dead Sea’.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 13:52, Reply)
Your Mama's so fat that her gravitational field sucks all nearby matter into her.
And by gravitational field I mean mouth, and 'all nearby matter' is obviously referring to my penus
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 30 Jan 2024, 21:10, Reply)
Your mama so fat
greedy bitch
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 21:31, Reply)
Yo Mama's So Fat
She gets her hair cut with a combine harvester.
(FrenchBoast, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 12:38, Reply)

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