I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Your Mama's so fat......even Russia said, "Daaaaaaammnn!!!!!!!!".
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 0:49,
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Your mama's so fatshe's been prescribed wegovy AND ozempic, hope she feels better soon
(, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 11:25, Reply)
Your Mama’s so fat……she uses Antarctica as a foot rest.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:47,
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Your Mama's so fat......that in the movie Out of Africa, she played the part of Africa.
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2kindsofherring, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 18:25,
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Your Mama's so fat......when she needs new shoes...she buys 2 boats.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 21:21,
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Your Mama's so fat......that when she sits on my face I can'fnnngsshhhsghhhbvvvckijqhlsth
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2kindsofherring, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 13:15,
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Your Mama’s so fat…….she left a wet spot…it’s called the ‘Dead Sea’.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 13:52,
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Your Mama's so fat that her gravitational field sucks all nearby matter into her.And by gravitational field I mean mouth, and 'all nearby matter' is obviously referring to my penus
(, Tue 30 Jan 2024, 21:10, Reply)
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