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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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How does a chicken carry its camping equipment
in a [chicken voice] backPACK!
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 12:16, 7 replies, latest was 6 months ago)
I laughed at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 12:20, Reply)
Not sure if this is speciesism or cultural appropriation, but I'm cancelling you just in case either way.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 13:52, Reply)
When does a frog take his library book back?
When he's [frog voice] Readit!!
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 0:37, Reply)
Erdit

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 8:16, Reply)
You mean the Pacific tree frog, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 17:41, Reply)
I don't think there's any need to be so pacific about it for the joke to work.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 9:55, Reply)
I'm sure a response wasn't expected but mention a frog, spawn a reply

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 10:01, Reply)

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