Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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Bukkake!My mother in law got sh*t-faced on white wine one afternoon and decided to tell me that after she'd had her hystorectomy, she was hoping for a 'bit of fun' with my FIL, only his subsequent prostate operation mean't that he couldn't get a hard-on anymore and that had 'ruined her fun'.
I reckon he pretended he was impotent to stop her jumping on him.
She also commented to my wife (then my girlfriend) when she first met me "He's nice - if I were a few years younger".
I spent 2 hours in the shower when i got home brillo-padding myself down, but the dirt would not come off.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 11:55, Reply)
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