Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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EcclesiaWhen I'm agitated, I call the man (it's always a man) by the names of all the other men in my life.
"Gavin! I mean Paul! Cam! Dave! Fuck!!!"
It usually happens when I'm angry, but I'm eagerly waiting for it to happen in The Throes Of Ecstacy, where I'm sure it will go down really well. (Fortunately, so do I - boom tish.)
Of course, this is unlikely since I haven't been laid in three years, and therefore don't have a mother in law *sob*.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 10:33, Reply)
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