
There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
( , Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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I just feel vaguely annoyed, and grumble something about attention-seeking William S. Burroughs wannabes. Then I go drink my mug of beetle blood while an albino dwarf tenderizes my earlobes using the excretions of a horribly mutated orphan child that had been buried in the backyard for five full moons, and forget all about it.
Edit: Is it just me, or is this QoTW actually slowing down the week, instead of making it go faster? I pray to the b3ta gods for mercy and kindness.
( , Wed 14 Sep 2005, 9:32, Reply)
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