Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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I rule with a iron fist.Sister is getting married. Big family dinner. Invited all his family, and obviously, all of my family. My family have never met his family.
After the starter, we go round the table introducing our selves. " I'm Blahs Dad, and I’ll soon before the Father in-law, Hhahahah" he said in a low, loud, DOOM voice. Yes very funny.
Next is my maw, " I'm Sandy, and I’ll soon me the dreaded, MOTHER-IN-LAW" again in a stereotypical, unfunny mum way. I was next.
" Hi, I’m T-BONE, and.................
I AM THE LAW!" I jumped up, and slammed my fist down on the table, hard, making the spoons jump out of various soup bowls. I stood for 7-10 seconds, staring at each and every one of Blahs family, right in the eyes, twitching my head.
After a while, I sat down. My job here was done. They knew who the real problem was going to be at the reception.
Some one finally broke the silence by stating, " Judge Dread. Now there was a shit film."
Laugh? I nearly lost my hard on.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 16:39, Reply)
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