Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On the train...As you pull into Macclesfield station heading south from Manchester (tee hee), look out to the right of the train.
Sadly, the shop with "S and M Supplies" in big letters only sells things like lawnmowers.
EDIT: MINDPISS!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:53,
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on the roundabout isnt itseen that a million times, always wondered what they actually supplied. ooh look, arighi bianchi!
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:55,
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lawnmowershave blades.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:57,
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yeah...is there something we should know about you cracky celidh person?
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:59,
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I can't look at Arighi BianciIt makes me very jealous. I've mentally spent millions of pounds in a combination of admiring their furniture and buying a castle big enough for said furniture.
@CHCB - My. Lawnmowing? You do have exotic tastes.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:00,
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@CHCBSshh! Kaol might find another source of sharp things.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:00,
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well timed!See my post below this - freaky!!!!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:00,
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Enzy...if you live in macc, then its not totally difficult to "acquire" some AB furniture. My mate has some beautiful stuff. All of it 'damaged' slightly. Not saying nuffink.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:01,
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actuallyI much prefer shagging in the long grass, but I'm not one to pass up the opportunity for a bit of slicing and dicing and the threat of
*yells* KAOL!!!!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:02,
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I don't...I live in Manchester. And I've already got a house that's too full of furniture.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:03,
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wooo yeah macc!*goes back to the lurkingness*
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Uncle Phallus Strong like fly, fast like elephant, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:24,
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Woo!So it's not just me and spiceypickle who know about this wonderfully named shop?
I see it nearly every day, and it still amuses me! What's worse is that my football pub (not my local) is round the corner, so I'll often see it drunk too!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42,
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