long ago
back in the prehistoric era when i was at school, or the 1990's as we called it then, and a loooong time before the legalisation of gay marriage, two teachers at my school enjoyed weddings over the summer holidays. one to an ex-pupil, the other, less scurrilously, to his long term girlfriend.

nothing odd or funny about that. i agree. but it was rather odd and very funny when the terribly posh, fierce headmaster stood up in assembly, formal black robes billowing around his tall frame, and barked imperiously:

"and let's all congratulate mr french and dr chemistry, who got married over the summer."

he literally could not understand why everyone dissolved. we also had a proctor, who used to baffle us all by saying at the end of every assembly:

"in a moment i shall ask you all to stand. please stand."

pointless, pointless, pointless.

much like this post, really. ah well. i fucking hate wednesdays, they always drag...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, 13 replies)

It's OK
It's 4 o'clock soon...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:00, closed)

^
doesn't apply today, sugar. Save your energy for the bash (boom, tish!).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02, closed)

Yeah, but...
'Swipe's not coming. So it'd be kinda compensatory.

I imagine.

I feel bad talking about this kind of stuff in front of the person to whom it applies when I've never so much as spoken in person to her.


Actually - no I don't. This is b3ta.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:04, closed)

I assume you mean
"Bash" as in "The event tomorrow", rather than some epic, spurting "bash-one-out" session?
( Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:04, closed)

morning
*bashes one out in an epic spurting fashion*

*proves Enzymes point quite succinctly*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:07, closed)

@al
You leave my point out of this. At least until we've had a couple of drinks: thereafter I'm anyone's.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, closed)

@Enzyme
'anyone's?'

*raises eyebrow*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:10, closed)

hey
you've all hi-jacked my shit qotw answer for your damn dirty flirting. get your own thread!

only joking. carry on girls. and boys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)

I love quoting out of context...
We've "Hijacked your shit"?
Is that as filthy-sounding as you intended?
( Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, closed)

@ 'Swipe
Hmmm... I reckon that your post could provide today's haven for the regulars to flirt, shave each other, and molest animals.

A regular day on the farm...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, closed)

No no no
you filthy minded people I meant prove as in "show to be true" rather than prove as in "locate and show to be there"

I would hate to upset any members of this board by getting touchy feely with Enzyme, even if he has had a few.

In fact, of possibly greater importance, I would hate to upset my girlfriend too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:24, closed)

@al
Filthy-minded? Us?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, closed)

well clearly
I wasn't looking at you Enzyme. I was just casting my eyes toward certain a certain drug addled group of irish folk musicians.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:36, closed)