
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A couple of years ago, I went on a business trip to Taiyuan, China, where I was hoping to secure a very lucrative deal with a company called Yuen Bakeries. Everything seemed to be going extremely well, until we were invited to inspect the impressive machinery. As I was leaning over to peer into one of their large mixing machines, I lost my balance and toppled right in.
No harm was done, as the machinery was switched off, but it was very embarrassing being an Occidental in Yuen dough.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:55, 7 replies)

This is A Good Pun. It is therefore allowed.
*click*
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:06, closed)

I didn't think you could really make a pun out of this weeks.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

I'm quite proud of myself for managing to slip it in.
Chortle chortle fnarr fnarr.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)

...actually made me smile. Very well delivered, caught me by surprise!
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)
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