Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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What the hell, it deserves a mention...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:22,
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*senses an underweight Kaol may be lurking inside*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:22,
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I can't see it!And it makes me sad.
*sad face*
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Ahh, feck.Hang on a minute while I fix that...
There. Sorry about that.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36,
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hee heethat made me laugh last time you posted it too!
I agree with Bert.
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Maybe itonly contains your penis.
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Thank you very much...... for making the word RAPE appear on my screen in capital letters.
Much appreciated from the boss.
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Sorry......didn't realize the boss would object to canola seeds.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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/b/ much?I've seen this before.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:24,
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Wait, what?Why? Why does it say that?
By the way, I don't want my boss to see RAPE in big letters across my screen, either, that's why I NEVER look at b3ta when he is here!
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funny labelsI've just seen a box with the label "homo gal" on the side. It's a grocery box so it probably means homogenous gallons or something. Needless to say, I took the labels off before using the boxes to move.
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