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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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isn't
there a place near bristol called wooky hole?

snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:51, 11 replies)

sracist!

/obvious joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:53, closed)
my stepfather
calls the cupboard in my parent's room "The Glory Hole" :(
I don't know if he's taking the piss or not. I think he's just a tit.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:59, closed)
It's in Somerset
How about this in South East Wales,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Hereford%27s_Knob

I'm sure many a person has spent a pleasant few hours on Lord Hereford's Knob
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:04, closed)
we need
a Wookie Hole bash.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)
Wookie Hole
is great - I've been there.

It's constantly moist, and has lots of things to keep one interested.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)
and close to wooky hole..
...is Cheddar Gorge.

Not sure i would want a go in there though, but wooky hole sounds kind of fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)
Wooky Hole
is great.

Haven't been there since I was a nipper. I bet it's smaller than I remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:25, closed)
There's also somewhere
(and I can't remember where exactly) called Brown Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:31, closed)
Brown Willy
is a hill in Wales, I think.

Probably not too far from Cheddar Gorge...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:34, closed)
There's a place somewhere along the A30
from Devon to Cornwall called Broadwoodwidger

makes me snigger every time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, closed)
Yes
It's not far from Cheddar Gorge *snigger*
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, closed)

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