Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I once knew a bloke
called Bert Monkeysex, what kind of name is that!
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called Bert Monkeysex, what kind of name is that!
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How dare you!
That's my Mother's name!
*vows not to spoon al to sleep tonight*
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That's my Mother's name!
*vows not to spoon al to sleep tonight*
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I married a girl
called Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake
since my name is Pelican Fish Inhibitor I think the whole thing was doomed from the start
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called Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake
since my name is Pelican Fish Inhibitor I think the whole thing was doomed from the start
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Your mother was called
Bert Monkeysex?
No but seriously I once knew a girl called Sophie Titwank. You can see my story about it here .
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Bert Monkeysex?
No but seriously I once knew a girl called Sophie Titwank. You can see my story about it here .
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AL
thankgod she wasn't called Wittank, that would just be embarrassing
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thankgod she wasn't called Wittank, that would just be embarrassing
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@Bert
Wayne Kerr is (maybe was) a manufacturer of scientific instruments.
Always raises a chuckle in the lab.
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Wayne Kerr is (maybe was) a manufacturer of scientific instruments.
Always raises a chuckle in the lab.
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@K2k6
you think that's funny? That's nothing, my mate Mike Fucking Gormless Cunt used to manufacture sex toys out of discarded plumbing equipment. I tell you, being in a pub with him was magic.
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you think that's funny? That's nothing, my mate Mike Fucking Gormless Cunt used to manufacture sex toys out of discarded plumbing equipment. I tell you, being in a pub with him was magic.
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My German Teacher
at school was called Richard Whoppingcock.
true story.
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at school was called Richard Whoppingcock.
true story.
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