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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I remember...
the first time my brother called me a piss-ant

I cried with laughter

penarse is a favourite of mine. combining two splendid bits of the anatomy into one beautiful insult.

I'm also fond of asking (when someone is performing particularly badly at a task) "have you been eating cripple-biscuits?"

just been reminded that seperate occasions one of my old housemates at uni called me:
1. a kipper's pimp
2. a whelk's hang glider
3. (particularly good) a cuntybiffsnifter
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:00, closed)

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