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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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suddenly
i feel as though i'm intruding just by reading!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:47, Reply)
!!!
And there was me thinking that missus blouse was a respectable laydee type. My illusions are shattered and I may never recover.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:45, Reply)
...
certainly had my member upstanding a few times...


fnarr fnarr grrr etc
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:43, Reply)
Thats it!
My reputation as an UPSTANDING MEMBER of this board has been trashed.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:41, Reply)
Calm down, petal...
It's not like I'm gonna mention the sex-texts or anything...



oops
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:39, Reply)
Pooflake!
Dont you dare tell them what we discuss!

Oh the shame!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:37, Reply)
she
normally prefers big up herself, I believe...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:37, Reply)
BGB - gone public
...You normally leave the 'steady on, pooflake, you're not all that' messages for private chat, kitten.

I feel all exposed and nasty

(copyright shrek 3)
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:35, Reply)
Pooflake
Dont big yourself up too much mate!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:33, Reply)
you beat me to the punchline!!

(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:32, Reply)
..and concentrated on the front...
That's my DP!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:32, Reply)
Bogged down advance...
Or if you're at a tactical stalemate and failing to get on the scoresheet you could break the deadlock by swapping ends...?

Sorry, I really ought to get back to work now. Someone prod me when this godforsaken QOTW changes.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:30, Reply)
sorry mate,
I left her behind...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:29, Reply)
DP, Do you still have her number?
If she'll lower her standards a bit I could be in there....
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:28, Reply)
Send abefroman photos...
Both to rub it in, and to provide him with an avenue for release...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:28, Reply)
PJM
I think you have just helped me devise a new code...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)
Boo hiss
Oi you lot! Some of us single folk would love the chance to be enthusiastic and incompetent, even though I'd most likely "win the race". Stop bragging that you're getting your sex fill!

*sulks*
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)
it may have been
in the kitchen, which makes it much much worse.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
"kicking a wide-eyed puppy"...
... because kicking one with a squint is just cruel?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
pooflake
hehehe... you said "give it a bash"... hehehe!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
a most inappropriate place....
not the kitchen?

or the dining room table?

nooooooooo
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
I knew a girl at Uni
who as a youth used to let her dog lick her in a most inappropriate place.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:24, Reply)
Enzyme
Unfortunately, I only produce enough 'glory' for a happy teaspoon, but not enough for any actual 'coverage'.

If I could...I reckon I'd give it a bash...just to see what it was like of course
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:24, Reply)
Enthusiastic and incompetent
"kicking a wide eyed puppy" conjures up so many amusing mental images in this context.

ie: "Am I hitting the spot love or just kicking the puppy?"
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:23, Reply)
Quite right
I always enjoy 'try not to wake me up'
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:22, Reply)
pooflake
Is "glory" a euphemism for something?

(False alarm with the firebell. No new office for me, then.)
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:22, Reply)
There are ways of doing it....
"That's nice, but a little to the left" for example...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:21, Reply)
Lazy, Incompetent...
...and a 'two-push Charlie'

(I'm not covering my self in glory here, am I?)
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:20, Reply)
Worse than lazy and incompentent
is enthusiastic and incompetent. It's like kicking a wide eyed puppy to try to provide guidance when someone is so keen but is getting precisely nowhere...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:17, Reply)

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