InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Training her upMy dear sweet respectable teacher type wife is progressing nicely after many years exposed my extreme swear-osity.
So much so that she is now in trouble for being a potty-mouth in front of the spawn. And he's just started school.
Not a day goes by without a silent prayer of "ohgodpleasedon'taskteacherwhatexactlyafuckingmongheadspasticcuntknobjockeywankeris". Not quite C of E, but from the heart.
I also find "you/your mum/etc sucks little boy's cocks" a goody.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:28, Reply)
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