Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Darwinism
Has just reminded me...
I live in University managed property on a fairly large campus in the MidWest. When the form came round for building allocation, I was asked did I have any special preference for a particular building. Now I'd done my research, I wanted a low rise block, no families, no undergrads, near the supermarket and not too far from work.
Did such a building exist?
It certainly did. And it's called...
Gaylord.
So I simply put on the form, "Please can I live in Gaylord. Please."
And I do! Yay!
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:39, Reply)
Has just reminded me...
I live in University managed property on a fairly large campus in the MidWest. When the form came round for building allocation, I was asked did I have any special preference for a particular building. Now I'd done my research, I wanted a low rise block, no families, no undergrads, near the supermarket and not too far from work.
Did such a building exist?
It certainly did. And it's called...
Gaylord.
So I simply put on the form, "Please can I live in Gaylord. Please."
And I do! Yay!
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:39, Reply)
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